Clone-A-Willy sex toy giveaway!

Clone-a-Willy is giving away free kits to Manwhore Podcast listeners! It’s super simple—and super free—to enter. All you have to do is email manwhorepod@gmail.com with your zip code (or closest major city). That’s it! Enter by Feb. 28 to be one of the two lucky listeners selected to win a free Clone-a-Willy (or Clone-a-Pussy) kit! Clone-a-Willy is the amazing product that lets you make a vibrator of you or your lover’s cock. Take his dick on the road when you can’t take all of him!

An additional kit will be given away to one random fanwhore on Patreon. For an extra third chance to win, simply pledge at least $1 to my Patreon page! If you’re impatient and want a kit now, or you lost and still want in on the fun, enjoy 20% off when you use the code MANWHORE at Clone-a-Willy.com!



A Man’s Right to Abortion?

A listener emailed me recently doing that thing feminists hate: playing Devil’s Advocate about a topic he doesn’t fully understand. He asked me why men have “no rights” from conception, through a pregnancy, to birth or termination. The tone was as nonchalant as if he proposed “interesting” exceptions to the tax code. He proceeded to propose scenarios and solutions, such as when the woman wants to have the baby and the man does not. To which, his solution was letting the father sign away his rights to his child in the same window of time she has to terminate the pregnancy—a responsibility abortion, if you will.

His issue, in summary, was that “the female has 100% control over that child and the decisions around it.” The following is my response to his philosophical “dilemma”: !


Contest!

You’re all caught up with The Manwhore Podcast. You wait patiently for Wednesday every week. If only there were more Manwhore for you to listen to while you wait. There is! There are over 30 juicy bonus episodes with familiar former guests and new folks you’ve only heard teaser clips of! They’re usually yours for just $5/month on Patreon.

This month I will be giving a few lucky listeners free access to all the Patreon bonus episodes! Each week you earn one (1) free entry for each of the following actions:

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From your Slut in Shining Armor

The last week has been my first full week working for myself—working for youreally! I left my day job on December 1. And I did my first full week of going to a coffee shop, working on the podcast, working on my stand-up, going to open mics, buying dry erase boards for my bedroom so I can write jokes on my walls. It’s literally the dream. The dream is to live a lifestyle where I work a few odd jobs to make ends meet, have cheap rent, and pursue my passion. My passion happens to be making strangers laugh and talking about my dick. Those are my passions! And I would not be here without you, the listeners.

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Nonmonogamy, New Relationship Energy, and Breaking Up

My physical therapist is the last woman I told, “I love you.” I was a casualty of Emily’s New Relationship Energy and fascination with novelty. This week’s Manwhore Podcast provided me closure about a break-up long since past. I also share some fan emails and discuss an embarrassing text message I sent my landlord. It’s a jampacked episode!

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So is this life now?

Yesterday was staying in my room and making sure I didn’t make the worst possible financial decision before doing an open mic. Today was my first day “working.” I’ve been at this coffee shop for four hours! I edited the next two episodes, an upcoming bonus episode, and signed/stamped all of my Level 2 Patreon thank you letters! A very productive day and soon I’ll pack up and go do some open mics.

And I even slipped in a little “self-love” session this morning.

I hope this is life. Thank you all for making it possible.

Click here to make a pledge on Patreon to keep me working in coffee shops with wifi that should maybe turn down the air conditioning.