The Manwhore Podcast is seeking a summer intern in New York City. As the podcast grows and as I produce more and more bonus content, I need some assistance. Unlike other internships, the candidate would have a direct impact on the show with the work that they’re doing. I’ve been there—doing menial tasks for a large corporation, feeling like what I did made no difference on the organization. Not only would the intern have an impact on the show, they will have an opportunity to learn about podcasting and the intersection of comedy/sex-positivity by working right alongside me. By the end of the summer, the intern will better understand how to conceptualize, produce, and market a successful podcast.
Click here to learn more about the internships, the responsibilities involved, and how to apply. This internship is unpaid, but will come with various perks.
Alright, alright. Fine. I made an Instagram account. I’m not the biggest fan of oversharing on social media, which is weird coming from a guy who broadcasts his love life on a weekly podcast. But there were many friend requests on Facebook, so I made a fan page. There were many requests for an Instagram, and an upcoming guest finally bullied me into it. I’m still not getting a fucking Snapchat though, so don’t even ask. Unless it’s a private one where you get to see my dick for $X.
Let’s do a social media recap. Here’s where you should go like and follow:
The Manwhore Podcast fan page
Join our exclusive fanwhore club on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcast!
Clone-a-Willy is giving away free kits to Manwhore Podcast listeners! It’s super simple—and super free—to enter. All you have to do is email firstname.lastname@example.org with your zip code (or closest major city). That’s it! Enter by Feb. 28 to be one of the two lucky listeners selected to win a free Clone-a-Willy (or Clone-a-Pussy) kit! Clone-a-Willy is the amazing product that lets you make a vibrator of you or your lover’s cock. Take his dick on the road when you can’t take all of him!
An additional kit will be given away to one random fanwhore on Patreon. For an extra third chance to win, simply pledge at least $1 to my Patreon page! If you’re impatient and want a kit now, or you lost and still want in on the fun, enjoy 20% off when you use the code MANWHORE at Clone-a-Willy.com!
Everyone wants to feel sexy. I was totally the dummy who mocked lingerie saying, “What’s the point if we’re going to take it all off anyway?” I used to think lingerie was an annoyance—unnecessary, expensive steps in the way of the goal. But ladies, I understand now! It’s not for me to see you as sexy. You wear it to feel sexy.
A listener emailed me recently doing that thing feminists hate: playing Devil’s Advocate about a topic he doesn’t fully understand. He asked me why men have “no rights” from conception, through a pregnancy, to birth or termination. The tone was as nonchalant as if he proposed “interesting” exceptions to the tax code. He proceeded to propose scenarios and solutions, such as when the woman wants to have the baby and the man does not. To which, his solution was letting the father sign away his rights to his child in the same window of time she has to terminate the pregnancy—a responsibility abortion, if you will.
His issue, in summary, was that “the female has 100% control over that child and the decisions around it.” The following is my response to his philosophical “dilemma”: !
You’re all caught up with The Manwhore Podcast. You wait patiently for Wednesday every week. If only there were more Manwhore for you to listen to while you wait. There is! There are over 30 juicy bonus episodes with familiar former guests and new folks you’ve only heard teaser clips of! They’re usually yours for just $5/month on Patreon.
This month I will be giving a few lucky listeners free access to all the Patreon bonus episodes! Each week you earn one (1) free entry for each of the following actions:
Congrats to Shawn B. and his wife on the incoming addition to their family! Thank you for letting me make it a little about me. The Manwhore Messiah is coming…
The last week has been my first full week working for myself—working for you, really! I left my day job on December 1. And I did my first full week of going to a coffee shop, working on the podcast, working on my stand-up, going to open mics, buying dry erase boards for my bedroom so I can write jokes on my walls. It’s literally the dream. The dream is to live a lifestyle where I work a few odd jobs to make ends meet, have cheap rent, and pursue my passion. My passion happens to be making strangers laugh and talking about my dick. Those are my passions! And I would not be here without you, the listeners.
My physical therapist is the last woman I told, “I love you.” I was a casualty of Emily’s New Relationship Energy and fascination with novelty. This week’s Manwhore Podcast provided me closure about a break-up long since past. I also share some fan emails and discuss an embarrassing text message I sent my landlord. It’s a jampacked episode!
Yesterday was staying in my room and making sure I didn’t make the worst possible financial decision before doing an open mic. Today was my first day “working.” I’ve been at this coffee shop for four hours! I edited the next two episodes, an upcoming bonus episode, and signed/stamped all of my Level 2 Patreon thank you letters! A very productive day and soon I’ll pack up and go do some open mics.
And I even slipped in a little “self-love” session this morning.
I hope this is life. Thank you all for making it possible.
Click here to make a pledge on Patreon to keep me working in coffee shops with wifi that should maybe turn down the air conditioning.