“I thought I raped you.” — TRIGGER WARNING!

A teary-eyed Emily (no relation to Episode 9!) sits down with Billy on The Manwhore Podcast and gets a big heavy burden off of her chest.

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She’s worried about consent the night the two of them consummated their drunken Blendr date. Male victims of female rape are real and they discuss what actually went down that evening. Was it actually sexual assault or just a regrettable drunken hook-up? Plus, Into the Woods was kind of rapey.

Emily works as a clown and talks about guys trying to pick her up while she’s in full clown make-up. Creepy! Who wants to bang the clown? Not me! But it’s not unlike comedians who pick up women after doing sets at the comedy club.

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Emily and I discuss gay bars and why my second-favorite bar in New York City is a little lesbian bar in the West Village. Also, what the eff is ‘yoni gazing’?! Tune in to find out!

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