“My pussy needs a bouncer!” — Cougar Life

Self-described cougar Monica joins us on The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love!


Monica and I discuss marriage, divorce and infidelity. Monica hates to tell ya, but your happy relationship is probably not as happy as you think. As House taught us: everybody lies.

Monica was one of my first cougars. She was ever so gentle. Is age just a number or a valid restriction to make? Young guys seem to swarm to Monica and I share the moment I swore off 18-year-olds. As our funny guest puts it, “My pussy needs a bouncer!”

I left a sex party alone and returned home to an empty bed. Love continues to elude your humble host but I remains optimistic. So for now, I’ll just have to keep enjoying having sex with amazing women. But if one of them wants to go out to dinner with him, that would be pretty cool, too.

Monica and I are both stand-up comedians in New York City. The debate about whether comics should date or sleep with each other arises yet again. Can two depressed, self-loathing funny people be mature adults about breaking up?

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Twitter: @MokaVida

This week’s episode is sponsored by tragedy because like tragedy, you’ll never forget this episode.

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