Andrea Allan has a particular set of skills. Well, one skill: kicking dicks! Comedian, podcaster, and former flame Andrea Allan returns for her third Manwhore Podcast appearance to talk crotch shots, love, and the art of eye-fucking. It’s a hilarious episode from one of my favorite guests! ALSO: a man’s right to abortion?
A listener emailed me recently doing that thing feminists hate: playing Devil’s Advocate about a topic he doesn’t fully understand. He asked me why men have “no rights” from conception, through a pregnancy, to birth or termination. The tone was as nonchalant as if he proposed “interesting” exceptions to the tax code. He proceeded to propose scenarios and solutions, such as when the woman wants to have the baby and the man does not. To which, his solution was letting the father sign away his rights to his child in the same window of time she has to terminate the pregnancy—a responsibility abortion, if you will.
His issue, in summary, was that “the female has 100% control over that child and the decisions around it.” The following is my response to his philosophical “dilemma”: !
Comedian Miguel Dalmau fell in love with a stripper. This is no T-Pain song. My good friend shares his tale from skeezeball, to husband, to cheater, to divorced dad. Justifying his previous infidelity: “For once, it was somebody who wasn’t bringing me down, who wasn’t calling me stupid.” Cheating isn’t simple. Let Miguel Dalmau tell you why. ALSO: Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie returns to dish on coming back to sex worth after a pregnancy!
Jillian Keenan, author of Sex with Shakespeare, talks much ado about pain, but more with love. Keenan’s book explores her spanking fetish through Shakespearean hallucinations. But love is at the core of her memoir. “Love is the process of falling in love over and over again.” For an episode that discusses bare bottoms and bruises, it’s a beautiful conversation about humanity’s oldest emotion. Also: I read a piece I wrote titled The Specter of Someone Else and try not to vomit.
Claire is a fan who visited me in New York with one misguided goal: to have sex with Billy Procida. So now she, like many others, have found out how lackluster that can be! Very much enjoyed catching up with Claire—a soon-to-be medical professional—who explains why it’s awkward to sleep with doctors and how birth control works. Turns out I am a massive idiot when it comes to the female body. ALSO: comedian Jenny Young makes an appearance to discuss her struggle with sex addiction!
Polyamory advocate Diana Adams is changing the way you plan your family. When same-sex marriage was up for debate, critics said, “What’s next: group marriage?!” Yea, hopefully! Diana Adams Esq., an original founder of Open Love NY, is a pioneer in helping queer, kinky, and polyamorous relationships form families within our legal system. We discuss polyamory, alternative families, and the government’s interest/obsession with your sex life!
You’re all caught up with The Manwhore Podcast. You wait patiently for Wednesday every week. If only there were more Manwhore for you to listen to while you wait. There is! There are over 30 juicy bonus episodes with familiar former guests and new folks you’ve only heard teaser clips of! They’re usually yours for just $5/month on Patreon.
This month I will be giving a few lucky listeners free access to all the Patreon bonus episodes! Each week you earn one (1) free entry for each of the following actions:
Leah Bonnema is in a common law marriage. What does that mean? “I think it means he can turn off my respirator,” says the New York comedian and Lady Parts Justice contributor. Bonnema tells me about falling in love with a fellow comedian, how they make it through fights, and how terrifying it is to be a woman in Trump’s America. Her motto? Call your anti-choice congressman…or at least make fun of him!
Congrats to Shawn B. and his wife on the incoming addition to their family! Thank you for letting me make it a little about me. The Manwhore Messiah is coming…
“I have a rape fantasy—it’s called not getting raped.” Alex Engelbert is the harlot you love to hate. When she got punched in the face by an ex-boyfriend, she received mix reactions and a lot of skeptics (me included). Other women who have posted publicly about abuse, however, receive unwavering support. Alex opens up about fairweather feminists and the definition of consent. “If being drunk in college means I can’t consent, then I minored in getting raped!” See us roast battle each other LIVE on January 5 at New York Comedy Club! Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets!
PLUS: older men, consent, Lena Dunham, shower sex, feminism, drama, advice, and cannibalism!
Follow Alex on Instagram and Twitter: @alex_engelbert
Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets to our Roast Battle on January 5! Click here to buy tickets today!
Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon! Click here to pledge today!
This week’s episode is sponsored by paranoia. Is it a cold sore? Or are your lips just cold? Or is it just a speck of chocolate? Paranoia keeps you guessing!
Email your comments, questions, and boobies to firstname.lastname@example.org.