13 Reasons Why, Sex Party Custody, and Sensitive Doms

Netflix’s hit series 13 Reasons Why brings me back to darker times of my life. I can’t say I never thought about the painlessness of not existing. But I can say that I made it out of the pack. I made it through where I maybe wasn’t supposed to. Take that, Darwin! This week’s Manwhore Podcast starts on a somber note as I share raw emotions, the final credits rolling down my television screen.

Things pick up when I get to my guest Melanie, a fellow alumnus of Reddit’s infamous /r/RandomActsOfMuffdive. We discuss what it’s like asking a stranger on the internet to come to a coffee shop and lick your bean! After a literally well-reviewed encounter (she actually wrote a Yelp-style customer feedback post), I ask her why we only hooked up that one time. Closure! Tears! Weird stuff about fetishes! Don’t miss this one and download today (although you can totally download whenever…it’s the internet so it’s not like you have to operate on my schedule).

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My Hyde School Prom Date on confidence, kissing, and getting caught

My high school prom date Melissa joins The Manwhore Podcast to reminisce on our Hyde School misadventures. I finally air my grievances with our prom night and that time she made an indecent proposal. Boarding school requires crafty thinking and lowered standards for intimate encounters. Just make sure you don’t “exchange any fluids” (her words not mine)! ALSO: my favorite Hyde School legend…

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Fingering Is Weird, and other poems

Sarah and I reunite nearly ten years after our awkward evening together. My guest discerns the difference between America’s and the UK’s sexual attitudes. London just seems to be a few years behind us—which means that pegging is about to hit Great Britain with full force (and hopefully lube)! My apologies for all the gross talk about boyfriends and girlfriends. We’re gross.

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Online Dating Gets Personal with Brandon Scott Wolf

Brandon Scott Wolf is a brilliant man. Like Billy, Brandon is also single and instead of starting a podcast he started his own online dating site: DateBrandonScottWolf.com. Listen in on how traditional online dating has failed him and how a gag somehow blew up into a viable way for him to find his next true love.

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Driving a Fork Lift #LikeAGirl

Billy reunites with Allie for a fantastic trip down drunken memory lane. Apparently, Billy is Escalade Guy! Allie recounts how they were caught in the back of a black Escalade by her then-girlfriend. Oops. Billy was marked with the Scarlet A with a neck full of hickies because, karma.

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