Lesbian Liz hasn’t seen a penis in over a year! So I expose her to my member while she exposes me to lesbian culture. As she makes a concerted effort not to look at my crotch, we talk about lesbian bars, accepting her homosexuality, and teenaged Katherine Heigl. Keeping things weird in part 3 of my Naked Podcast series! Also: I touch on my recent break-up and the tremendous support I got from fanwhores.
Claire is a fan who visited me in New York with one misguided goal: to have sex with Billy Procida. So now she, like many others, have found out how lackluster that can be! Very much enjoyed catching up with Claire—a soon-to-be medical professional—who explains why it’s awkward to sleep with doctors and how birth control works. Turns out I am a massive idiot when it comes to the female body. ALSO: comedian Jenny Young makes an appearance to discuss her struggle with sex addiction!
For a lesbian, Emma Willmann has a lot of questions about penises. “Where does the cum go if your dick goes soft?” Oh, wow. Here we go! The hilarious comedy starling is on this week’s Manwhore Podcast talking about her dominance in the bedroom and longing for someone special.
A major development happened in my life that I need to tell you about. It’s so sad, you just might shout, “Hodor!”
Billy reunites with Allie for a fantastic trip down drunken memory lane. Apparently, Billy is Escalade Guy! Allie recounts how they were caught in the back of a black Escalade by her then-girlfriend. Oops. Billy was marked with the Scarlet A with a neck full of hickies because, karma.