A Periscope Love Story with Adam Lucidi

Adam Lucidi met the love of his life on Periscope. It’s like meeting a chick from your Twitter DMs who’s only seen your face from one specific unflattering angle. 20 minutes before recording, my ex-girlfriend dropped off a bag of my stuff at my doorstep. So, to the outrage of near-strangers on Facebook, Adam and I unpack this Bag of Sad to discuss my shortcomings as a boyfriend.

PLUS: holding hands, love, plane crashes, long-distance relationships, swapmates, and internet morons!

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NAKED PODCAST: Transgender dating, Mack Beggs, Open Relationships

This week features a couple of dicks and one rad chick. The Naked Series pairs me up with transgender woman Anneisa. Transgender Texas high school wrestling champion Mack Beggs started a stir with his championship win…in the women’s division. Comedian John Field pops in with a Patreon bonus episode teaser to discuss being a porn copywriter. Yes, that’s a real job! Lots going on in this week’s awesome Manwhore Podcast!

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NAKED PODCAST: Hiding my erection

Hillary has one pressing question for me: Where is my erection?! I stripped down fully nude with a total stranger to talk about sex and dating as I resurrect the not-really-that-infamous Naked Podcast series! Turns out the only way to get my dick hard was to say its name three times. Kinda like Beetlejuice, but less entertaining.

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Jon Birger on Date-onomics, Divorce Rates, and the Man-deficit

Have you considered dating a plumber? Jon Birger crunched the numbers. Ladies, it’s not you: it’s the ratio! Okay, it could still totally be you, but Birger’s book Date-onomics debunks the 50% divorce rate, tells professional women why New York City is a terrible place to date, and suggests being more open-minded about online dating filters. Shout out to my fellow numbers nerds on this one!

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Weird Dicks, Birth Control, and Sex Addiction

Claire is a fan who visited me in New York with one misguided goal: to have sex with Billy Procida. So now she, like many others, have found out how lackluster that can be! Very much enjoyed catching up with Claire—a soon-to-be medical professional—who explains why it’s awkward to sleep with doctors and how birth control works. Turns out I am a massive idiot when it comes to the female body. ALSO: comedian Jenny Young makes an appearance to discuss her struggle with sex addiction!IMG_4381

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Leah Bonnema seeks Lady Parts Justice!

Leah Bonnema is in a common law marriage. What does that mean? “I think it means he can turn off my respirator,” says the New York comedian and Lady Parts Justice contributor. Bonnema tells me about falling in love with a fellow comedian, how they make it through fights, and how terrifying it is to be a woman in Trump’s America. Her motto? Call your anti-choice congressman…or at least make fun of him!

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From your Slut in Shining Armor

The last week has been my first full week working for myself—working for youreally! I left my day job on December 1. And I did my first full week of going to a coffee shop, working on the podcast, working on my stand-up, going to open mics, buying dry erase boards for my bedroom so I can write jokes on my walls. It’s literally the dream. The dream is to live a lifestyle where I work a few odd jobs to make ends meet, have cheap rent, and pursue my passion. My passion happens to be making strangers laugh and talking about my dick. Those are my passions! And I would not be here without you, the listeners.

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Milcah Halili fixes feminism and talks bruised pain sluts

Genderqueer superstar Milcah Halili is frustrated with feminism. Identity politics has put so much emphasis on labels that this pain slut prefers the term ‘fluid.’ This Manwhore Podcast features talks of pee, privilege, and pronouns!

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So is this life now?

Yesterday was staying in my room and making sure I didn’t make the worst possible financial decision before doing an open mic. Today was my first day “working.” I’ve been at this coffee shop for four hours! I edited the next two episodes, an upcoming bonus episode, and signed/stamped all of my Level 2 Patreon thank you letters! A very productive day and soon I’ll pack up and go do some open mics.

And I even slipped in a little “self-love” session this morning.

I hope this is life. Thank you all for making it possible.

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Masculinity in Trump’s America with comedian Harrison Greenbaum

Harrison Greenbaum is the voice of removing typical gender norms from masculinity. That’s because his voice is not one you’d typically describe as masculine. But I’ve been on enough Tinder dates with his former flames to know he does quite well for himself in the female department! Harrison is what the modern man sounds like: confident, intelligent, and feminist…and maybe a little gay. This is masculinity in the Age of Trump!

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