Jessie met me on a street corner a couple of years ago. We exchanged no words. She led me to her apartment door, gave me a kiss, and took me inside for speechless sexuals. So if we learned anything, it’s a good idea for Billy to keep his big mouth shut! My polyamorous guest gives some surprising answers as to why we didn’t work out romantically. There’s also a lot of wild fetish talk. Do you identify as a Raggedy Ann or a Power Ranger?!
Sex expert Tyomi (America’s Next Top Model, Tosh.0) knows there aren’t a lot of sex-positive black voices in the sex education world. She would think to herself, “There isn’t anybody I can relate to. Well, I guess I’ll be that person!” The self-taught sex coach has taken YouTube by storm with viral videos such as Riding The North Face. Tyomi joins me to discuss black sexuality and our country’s lack of sex education. Don’t wanna end up with that Nebraska Gonorrhea!
Dr. Timaree knew she was bisexual at a very young age. “Sometimes Barbies would date other Barbies. And sometimes they’d date Kens,” she shares on this week’s Manwhore Podcast. “It didn’t occur to me that that wouldn’t make sense.” The Sex With Timaree host discusses growing up queer in Nebraska and how she became a ‘doctor of sex’ (she holds a PhD in human sexuality from Widener University). ALSO: men fearing false rape allegations might be a good thing!
Netflix’s hit series 13 Reasons Why brings me back to darker times of my life. I can’t say I never thought about the painlessness of not existing. But I can say that I made it out of the pack. I made it through where I maybe wasn’t supposed to. Take that, Darwin! This week’s Manwhore Podcast starts on a somber note as I share raw emotions, the final credits rolling down my television screen.
Things pick up when I get to my guest Melanie, a fellow alumnus of Reddit’s infamous /r/RandomActsOfMuffdive. We discuss what it’s like asking a stranger on the internet to come to a coffee shop and lick your bean! After a literally well-reviewed encounter (she actually wrote a Yelp-style customer feedback post), I ask her why we only hooked up that one time. Closure! Tears! Weird stuff about fetishes! Don’t miss this one and download today (although you can totally download whenever…it’s the internet so it’s not like you have to operate on my schedule).
Roller derby is the coolest sport you didn’t know you love. I attended my first bout via New York City’s Gotham Girls league last month and fell in love—with both the sport and its players. This week you’ll hear me chat with veteran all-star Whiskey Lullabye about the state of women sports. “What do they say when a man is great at a sport? ‘Oh, he could go pro!’ What do they say to a great female athlete? ‘Well, I guess you can coach.’” I want to thank Miss USlay and Gotham Girls Roller Derby for exposing me to the wonders of their sport. I hope you all enjoy this week’s slamming episode!
John Field was man enough to question whether or not he’s a man. His discovery: dresses feel nice, but he likes his penis just fine! The former porn copywriter returns for a full Manwhore Podcast this week to discuss identity politics, break-ups, butt stuff, and adoption. ALSO: I’ve got an Instagram! Go follow picture words at @TheBillyProcida.
My guest this week is a woman who changed the way I view love, sex, and relationships. What could have been a one-time fling with a swinging MILF visiting NYC turned into a yearslong friendship and flirtation whose energy still remains palpable—and this was the first time I’d seen her in nearly 7 years! She was the first person I’d met who actually practiced some form of nonmonogamy. For the first time, I didn’t feel like I was an immoral, deviant slut demon. Her open marriage stood as my shining, healthy example for years before I’d ever attended a gangbang. A wave of relief washed over me knowing that we can make our own rules and set our own standards. “If you’re showing up to the marriage and you’re showing up to do the work, I’m not jealous.”
A good happy ending massage blends the therapeutic with the sensual. And incorporates an awesome handjob. Molly, who was once known as the “Fisting Queen” of New York City, talks to me about her work giving “full body sensual massage” while she gives me the massage! You’ve never heard anything like it, and some of you probably didn’t want to. But it was only a matter of time until I got a handjob on mic. Download and listen to this intimate Manwhore Podcast to hear all the answers you’ve ever had about happy endings! p.s. if you’re a dirty pervert, I highly recommend sticking around for the post-credits scene…
Jordan and I really wanted to have sex with each other. Jordan and I also didn’t want to have sex with each other that badly. We catch up nearly 2 years later to discuss how my dead grandmother got between us and how she’s more comfortable in threesomes than twosomes! ALSO: a few words from the founder of Hacienda, Andrew Sparksfire!
Adam Lucidi met the love of his life on Periscope. It’s like meeting a chick from your Twitter DMs who’s only seen your face from one specific unflattering angle. 20 minutes before recording, my ex-girlfriend dropped off a bag of my stuff at my doorstep. So, to the outrage of near-strangers on Facebook, Adam and I unpack this Bag of Sad to discuss my shortcomings as a boyfriend.
PLUS: holding hands, love, plane crashes, long-distance relationships, swapmates, and internet morons!