A good happy ending massage blends the therapeutic with the sensual. And incorporates an awesome handjob. Molly, who was once known as the “Fisting Queen” of New York City, talks to me about her work giving “full body sensual massage” while she gives me the massage! You’ve never heard anything like it, and some of you probably didn’t want to. But it was only a matter of time until I got a handjob on mic. Download and listen to this intimate Manwhore Podcast to hear all the answers you’ve ever had about happy endings! p.s. if you’re a dirty pervert, I highly recommend sticking around for the post-credits scene…
Jordan and I really wanted to have sex with each other. Jordan and I also didn’t want to have sex with each other that badly. We catch up nearly 2 years later to discuss how my dead grandmother got between us and how she’s more comfortable in threesomes than twosomes! ALSO: a few words from the founder of Hacienda, Andrew Sparksfire!
Adam Lucidi met the love of his life on Periscope. It’s like meeting a chick from your Twitter DMs who’s only seen your face from one specific unflattering angle. 20 minutes before recording, my ex-girlfriend dropped off a bag of my stuff at my doorstep. So, to the outrage of near-strangers on Facebook, Adam and I unpack this Bag of Sad to discuss my shortcomings as a boyfriend.
PLUS: holding hands, love, plane crashes, long-distance relationships, swapmates, and internet morons!
Lesbian Liz hasn’t seen a penis in over a year! So I expose her to my member while she exposes me to lesbian culture. As she makes a concerted effort not to look at my crotch, we talk about lesbian bars, accepting her homosexuality, and teenaged Katherine Heigl. Keeping things weird in part 3 of my Naked Podcast series! Also: I touch on my recent break-up and the tremendous support I got from fanwhores.
This week features a couple of dicks and one rad chick. The Naked Series pairs me up with transgender woman Anneisa. Transgender Texas high school wrestling champion Mack Beggs started a stir with his championship win…in the women’s division. Comedian John Field pops in with a Patreon bonus episode teaser to discuss being a porn copywriter. Yes, that’s a real job! Lots going on in this week’s awesome Manwhore Podcast!
Hillary has one pressing question for me: Where is my erection?! I stripped down fully nude with a total stranger to talk about sex and dating as I resurrect the not-really-that-infamous Naked Podcast series! Turns out the only way to get my dick hard was to say its name three times. Kinda like Beetlejuice, but less entertaining.
Have you considered dating a plumber? Jon Birger crunched the numbers. Ladies, it’s not you: it’s the ratio! Okay, it could still totally be you, but Birger’s book Date-onomics debunks the 50% divorce rate, tells professional women why New York City is a terrible place to date, and suggests being more open-minded about online dating filters. Shout out to my fellow numbers nerds on this one!
Dan Soder found Minka Kelly on Raya, a celebrity dating app. “She’s the gold standard of a woman, to me.” Was it a match? Listen to find out, or find one of the several fake news biography pages written about Soder in the depths of Google. The Guy Code comedian joined me to discuss the exclusive dating app Raya as well as dating, love, and comedy. It’s the most non-funny, serious discussion of love from 2 funny people you’ll ever hear.
Happy Valentine’s Day, whores! This week’s episode explores life’s oldest emotion: Love. And who better to hear from than the women who wouldn’t love me! Thank you to all of the women who made the monstrous mistake of making out with me many moons ago for taking the time to record once again.
Tikva Wolf, a.k.a. Kimchi Cuddles, is a mega-talented cartoonist. Her first book Ask Me About Polyamory is an accessible collection of her comics about polyamory, queer issues, and gender. She’s a relationship anarchist who will tell you how she started with poly and ended up bucking the identity politics attached to it. “There’s very few bombs involved in relationship anarchy.” Notice she didn’t say no bombs…ALSO: I advise a couple on how to better enjoy their local sketchy sex party!