Have you considered dating a plumber? Jon Birger crunched the numbers. Ladies, it’s not you: it’s the ratio! Okay, it could still totally be you, but Birger’s book Date-onomics debunks the 50% divorce rate, tells professional women why New York City is a terrible place to date, and suggests being more open-minded about online dating filters. Shout out to my fellow numbers nerds on this one!
Claire is a fan who visited me in New York with one misguided goal: to have sex with Billy Procida. So now she, like many others, have found out how lackluster that can be! Very much enjoyed catching up with Claire—a soon-to-be medical professional—who explains why it’s awkward to sleep with doctors and how birth control works. Turns out I am a massive idiot when it comes to the female body. ALSO: comedian Jenny Young makes an appearance to discuss her struggle with sex addiction!
Brett Druck is a fellow single New York comedian and all-around nice guy. The Laughs comedian came by The Manwhore Podcast to talk about a bevy of topics including butt stuff, doggy style, and the state of modern dating. Also, Belgian waffles is my new favorite sex position!
Okay, so if your mouth wasn’t watering enough from my description, here’s a picture of the popcorn tin I showed each of my speed dates. The dirtiest, fattest part of me just wants to stick my dick in this mountain of goodness. Then, just like what happens when I eat a tin of caramel popcorn, withdraw my crumb-covered cock and realize how big of a mistake I just made.
I won’t link to the company because they haven’t paid me but, like, I really want to.
Speed dating is alive and well! This week I went speed dating on the podcast thanks to OnSpeedDating.com. To make things interesting, I invited back Andrea Allan to critique my dates. This is a one-of-a-kind Manwhore Podcast!