John Field was man enough to question whether or not he’s a man. His discovery: dresses feel nice, but he likes his penis just fine! The former porn copywriter returns for a full Manwhore Podcast this week to discuss identity politics, break-ups, butt stuff, and adoption. ALSO: I’ve got an Instagram! Go follow picture words at @TheBillyProcida.
Alright, alright. Fine. I made an Instagram account. I’m not the biggest fan of oversharing on social media, which is weird coming from a guy who broadcasts his love life on a weekly podcast. But there were many friend requests on Facebook, so I made a fan page. There were many requests for an Instagram, and an upcoming guest finally bullied me into it. I’m still not getting a fucking Snapchat though, so don’t even ask. Unless it’s a private one where you get to see my dick for $X.
Let’s do a social media recap. Here’s where you should go like and follow:
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My guest this week is a woman who changed the way I view love, sex, and relationships. What could have been a one-time fling with a swinging MILF visiting NYC turned into a yearslong friendship and flirtation whose energy still remains palpable—and this was the first time I’d seen her in nearly 7 years! She was the first person I’d met who actually practiced some form of nonmonogamy. For the first time, I didn’t feel like I was an immoral, deviant slut demon. Her open marriage stood as my shining, healthy example for years before I’d ever attended a gangbang. A wave of relief washed over me knowing that we can make our own rules and set our own standards. “If you’re showing up to the marriage and you’re showing up to do the work, I’m not jealous.”
A good happy ending massage blends the therapeutic with the sensual. And incorporates an awesome handjob. Molly, who was once known as the “Fisting Queen” of New York City, talks to me about her work giving “full body sensual massage” while she gives me the massage! You’ve never heard anything like it, and some of you probably didn’t want to. But it was only a matter of time until I got a handjob on mic. Download and listen to this intimate Manwhore Podcast to hear all the answers you’ve ever had about happy endings! p.s. if you’re a dirty pervert, I highly recommend sticking around for the post-credits scene…
Jordan and I really wanted to have sex with each other. Jordan and I also didn’t want to have sex with each other that badly. We catch up nearly 2 years later to discuss how my dead grandmother got between us and how she’s more comfortable in threesomes than twosomes! ALSO: a few words from the founder of Hacienda, Andrew Sparksfire!
Adam Lucidi met the love of his life on Periscope. It’s like meeting a chick from your Twitter DMs who’s only seen your face from one specific unflattering angle. 20 minutes before recording, my ex-girlfriend dropped off a bag of my stuff at my doorstep. So, to the outrage of near-strangers on Facebook, Adam and I unpack this Bag of Sad to discuss my shortcomings as a boyfriend.
PLUS: holding hands, love, plane crashes, long-distance relationships, swapmates, and internet morons!
Lesbian Liz hasn’t seen a penis in over a year! So I expose her to my member while she exposes me to lesbian culture. As she makes a concerted effort not to look at my crotch, we talk about lesbian bars, accepting her homosexuality, and teenaged Katherine Heigl. Keeping things weird in part 3 of my Naked Podcast series! Also: I touch on my recent break-up and the tremendous support I got from fanwhores.
This week features a couple of dicks and one rad chick. The Naked Series pairs me up with transgender woman Anneisa. Transgender Texas high school wrestling champion Mack Beggs started a stir with his championship win…in the women’s division. Comedian John Field pops in with a Patreon bonus episode teaser to discuss being a porn copywriter. Yes, that’s a real job! Lots going on in this week’s awesome Manwhore Podcast!
Hillary has one pressing question for me: Where is my erection?! I stripped down fully nude with a total stranger to talk about sex and dating as I resurrect the not-really-that-infamous Naked Podcast series! Turns out the only way to get my dick hard was to say its name three times. Kinda like Beetlejuice, but less entertaining.
Have you considered dating a plumber? Jon Birger crunched the numbers. Ladies, it’s not you: it’s the ratio! Okay, it could still totally be you, but Birger’s book Date-onomics debunks the 50% divorce rate, tells professional women why New York City is a terrible place to date, and suggests being more open-minded about online dating filters. Shout out to my fellow numbers nerds on this one!