Yesterday was staying in my room and making sure I didn’t make the worst possible financial decision before doing an open mic. Today was my first day “working.” I’ve been at this coffee shop for four hours! I edited the next two episodes, an upcoming bonus episode, and signed/stamped all of my Level 2 Patreon thank you letters! A very productive day and soon I’ll pack up and go do some open mics.
And I even slipped in a little “self-love” session this morning.
I hope this is life. Thank you all for making it possible.
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Tonight I celebrate quitting my day job. Come hang out for a drink with me! You can meet Paige and watch old granny porn on the bar’s TV because that’s the kind of bar it is.
8:00-9:30 McSorley’s on 7th St. between 2nd and 3rd Ave.
9:30 until I blackout Double Down Saloon on Avenue A between 1st and 2nd St.
Harrison Greenbaum is the voice of removing typical gender norms from masculinity. That’s because his voice is not one you’d typically describe as masculine. But I’ve been on enough Tinder dates with his former flames to know he does quite well for himself in the female department! Harrison is what the modern man sounds like: confident, intelligent, and feminist…and maybe a little gay. This is masculinity in the Age of Trump!
Braces are dangerous. Talia made me break my No Teenagers rule several years ago during my DateMySchool Era of manwhoreness. She came by Bushwick to relive that night moment by moment: from the initial messages to the creepy Catholic school parking lot to the passive aggressive rejection that followed. This is a great episode that you will not want to miss!
Sandra LaMorgese proves you’re never to old to teach an old dog new kinks. Seeing her holistic health clinic close down, Sandra become a professional dominatrix at the age of 55 to keep the lights on! Now at 60, she feels more confident and sexy than ever! This week’s Manwhore Podcast goes to show that age is just a number. Unless you’re 13, then it’s a felony.
My high school prom date Melissa joins The Manwhore Podcast to reminisce on our Hyde School misadventures. I finally air my grievances with our prom night and that time she made an indecent proposal. Boarding school requires crafty thinking and lowered standards for intimate encounters. Just make sure you don’t “exchange any fluids” (her words not mine)! ALSO: my favorite Hyde School legend…